Tools of the Trade – Toys, Gear & How Not to Injure Your Lover 🧰💥
🖤 Welcome to the fun drawer—yes, the one full of cuffs, floggers, clamps, and mysterious shiny objects that squeak when squeezed. But before you swing that paddle or snap on those latex gloves—know what you’re doing.
Categories of Kinky Toys 🛠️
- Restraints – ropes, cuffs, spreader bars, bondage tape ⛓️
- Impact toys – paddles, floggers, whips, canes 🩷
- Sensation tools – feathers, ice, Wartenberg wheels, vampire gloves 🪶❄️
- Insertables – plugs, dildos, urethral sounds (proceed with knowledge!) 🍆⚠️
- Medical play – gloves, speculums, needles (for advanced users only) 🧪🩸
- Costume & roleplay – collars, masks, latex, uniforms 🎭🖤
Toy Rule #1: If it goes in or on a body, clean it like you eat off it. 🧼👅
Hygiene & Safety Basics 🧽🧬
- 🧴 Sanitize toys before and after use, especially insertables and anything shared
- 🧼 Use condoms on toys if switching between partners or holes
- 🚫 Avoid porous materials like jelly rubber—they’re bacteria hotels
- 🫁 Learn basic anatomy to avoid nerve or organ damage
Yes, you can injure someone with a feather if you hit the wrong spot long enough. Anatomy > aesthetics. ⚠️🪶
Impact Play: Where (Not) to Hit 🖐️💢
Good zones (fleshy, forgiving) ✅
- 🍑 Butt cheeks
- 🦵 Thighs (back)
- 💪 Shoulders
Danger zones (no-go unless trained) ❌
- 🧷 Lower back (kidneys!)
- 🦴 Spine
- 🫁 Neck
- 🦵 Joints
- 😶 Face (unless explicitly negotiated)
Always warm up first. A cold butt bruises faster than a warmed-up one. 🔥
Ropes & Restraints 🔗
- 🧵 Use soft, body-safe rope like jute or cotton—not hardware store cord
- 🧠 Learn about circulation and nerve safety: watch for numbness, color change, tingling
- ✂️ Always keep safety scissors nearby (EMT shears are ideal)
You can’t be “in control” if you’re not prepared to cut someone out in 3 seconds flat. 🛟
Material Matters 🧪🧷
- ⚠️ Avoid anything sharp unless you’re playing with blood and know what you’re doing
- 🔩 Avoid cheap metal or painted surfaces—some cause allergic reactions
- 🧴 Test latex, leather, and lubes for allergies before full use
If it came from a Halloween store for $2.99, it’s probably a “no.” 🎃🚫
Scene Talk: Gear Edition 🗣️🛠️
Top: “This flogger’s suede. I’ll warm you up with it and stay on the safe zones. If anything’s too intense, say ‘yellow’.”
Bottom: “Sounds good. No marks above the waist, and keep away from my lower back.”
🧠 Communication + 🔐 preparation = ❤️🔥 hot and safe.
